BODY LANGUAGE 101 - BLURB XD - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 2

 

8 Early Signs That Someone Dislikes What You're Saying

Ever had one of those moments where your mouth says "I'm totally digging this convo" but your body screams "Get me the heck outta here!"? We've all been there - trapped in a dreaded awkward interaction, praying for a flash mob to bust in and whisk us away to safety.

But fear not, socially-challenged friends! We've teamed up with body language savant Logan from Observe to decode those subtle signs your body uses to rat you out. It's like having a mole on the inside, except the mole is...you. Strap in for a rip-roariously cringeworthy master class.

The Telltale Signs Your Body is So Over This Chat:

1. Foot Flee: If your tootsies are headed for the exit, your brain literally wants to follow.
2. Leg-Cross, Bore-Toss: Crossing those legs mid-chat is a classic "I'm zoning out here" move. Somebody get this person a ShoulderBuddy stat!
3. Leanirvana: Torso twisted like a pretzel? They've achieved transcendental discomfort.
4. Soothers Gotta Soothe: Arm rubbing, neck scratching - it's your body's way of saying "Pls send halp."
5. Lip Zzzip: Those compressed lips are the bodyguard keeping your true feelings locked up tight.
6. Eyes Lies: A fake smile says "I'm tooootally listening" while the eyes narrrrat.
7. Squinty Stinkeye: When someone utters something sketchy and your eyelids go sQqUuuIiInT

So next time you're trapped in a convo drift, whip out your body language decoder ring. If you're hitting multiple uh-oh signals, it's time to shake things up - either change the subject or just exit stage left (but do it subtly so THEY don't catch on).

The goal isn't to be a people-pleaser, it's to read the room like a pro. That way you can save your social stamina for the real keepers - you know, the folks who actually dig your vibe.

NEAL LLOYD