Haters gonna Hate, But You Gonna Shine: A Guide to Dealing with
Jibes
So, you've got a hater throwing shade? Someone's calling you a
"loser" and questioning your private jet (real or not, that's pretty
cool!). Before you get bogged down by negativity, let's turn this into a game –
a game where you win by being awesome and the hater throws confetti in defeat
(metaphorically, of course).
Here are your power-up options, categorized by the level of the
hater's attack:
·
The Tiny Troll: This is your basic, run-of-the-mill insult. They might call you
names or mock your achievements. Power-up:
The Ignore Beam! This is your most powerful weapon, because it costs you zero
effort and drives the hater batty. Imagine their comment floating out in the
void, unseen and unheard. Bonus points if you picture their frustrated keyboard
clacking.
·
The Copycat Critic: This hater tries to steal your thunder by
criticizing something you've already addressed. Power-up: The Agreement Amplifier! Turn
their negativity into a hilarious echo chamber. Agree with them wholeheartedly
and add some extra spice! For example, if they say "Your content
sucks!", reply with "You got that right! It SUUUCKS you in and makes
you WANT MORE!" They'll be left speechless, wondering if you're secretly
their biggest fan.
·
The Mastermind of Mediocrity: This hater, often a
competitor, tries to discredit you with a lie. This is where it gets
interesting.
o For Small-Time Liars: If the lie is minor,
unleash the Double-Down Disarm! Embrace the absurdity! If they say you have big
ears, reply with, "Heck yeah, I hear everything! Including the whispers of
my success!" Suddenly, their insult becomes a compliment.
o For Big-Time Bullies: When a bigger player
tries to smear your name, it's time for the Joke's On You Jab! Remember that
news anchor who tried to shame an adult film actress? She turned it around with
humor, inviting them to join her next video! The hater becomes the punchline,
and your audience gets a good laugh.
Remember, the key is to stay loud and positive. Focus on delivering
value to your audience. The more you shine, the dimmer the hate becomes. And
hey, if someone's attacking you, that probably means you're doing something
right!
Bonus Tip: Think of hate as a twisted form of admiration. They wouldn't
waste their energy on you if they didn't care, right? So, take it as a
compliment, fuel your awesomeness, and keep winning the game!
NEAL LLOYD
